Top 10 Useful Business Phrases
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10. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

9. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll be it's hard to pronounce.

8. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

6. You sound reasonable: Time to up my medication.

5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

4. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

3. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

2. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

1. How about never? Is never good for you?


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