therules

This is an adaptation found only on OfficeFunnies.com.

(at least until someone else pirates it for their site)

1. The BOSS always makes the Rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No EMPLOYEE can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the BOSS suspects the EMPLOYEE knows all the rules, the BOSS must
immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The BOSS is never wrong.

6. If the BOSS is wrong, it is because of flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct
result of something the EMPLOYEE did or said wrong.

7. If rule 6 applies, the EMPLOYEE must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.

8. The BOSS has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

9. The EMPLOYEE must remain calm at all times, unless the BOSS wants him/her to
be angry or upset.

10. The BOSS must under no circumstances let the EMPLOYEE know whether or not
she wants him to be angry or upset.