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Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't
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  • I need to whip it out by 5.
  • Mind if I use your laptop?
  • Just stick it in my box.
  • If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
  • I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
  • Hmmmm...I think it's out of fluid!
  • My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
  • It's an entry-level position.
  • When do you think you'll be getting off today?
  • It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits here!
  • Have you checked your hard disk for viruses?
  • I've increased my RAM for more power