millennium

You know your working in the new millennium when..

20. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of
your car.

19. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5:00pm.

18. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a
matrix.

17. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their

process.

16. You get all excited when it is Saturday so you can wear sweats to work.

15. You refer to the tomatos grown in your garden as deliverables.

14. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.

13. You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next door neighbors.

12. You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are
acceptable english phrases.

11. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans.

10. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.

9. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

8. Your grocery list has been on the fridge so long some of the products don't even exist
anymore.

7. You assume any question about whether to valet park or not is rhetorical.

6. You have actually faxed your birthday wish list to your parents.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don't have email
addresses.

4. Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.

3. Keeping up with sports entials adding ESPN's homepage to your bookmarks.

2. You have a "to-do" list that includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks.

and now, OfficeFunnies.com favorite sign of working in the new millennium...

1. You consider 2nd day air delivery and inner-office mail painfully slow.