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Why Engineers Make the Best Husbands
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11. Engineers require very little mirror time (unlike the marketing guy I used to date.)
10. You never have to worry about shopping for birthdays or Christmas - a gift
certificate to any computer store will do just fine.
9. No need to buy expensive work clothes - a couple pairs of jeans and Dockers will
carry him for about two years.
8. I was the first woman on the block to have my own e-mail address.
7. My shopping list has been on a spreadsheet for about three years now.
6. Engineers never go carousing at bars - just at Best Buy and CompUSA.
5. Engineers actually know how to program VCRs.
4. The biggest argument at our house: Mac vs. PC.
3. There's always someone around to explain the Dilbert cartoons to me.
2. My own Web site, 'Nuff said.
1. He would never divorce me - California is a community property state and I would
get half his software. |