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* You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

* Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.

* your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

* The company logo on your badge is drawn on a post-it note.

* You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

* Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

* Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.

* You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

* You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive.

* It's dark when you drive to and from work.

* Fun is whenissues are assigned to someone else.

* "Communication" is something your group is having problems with.

* Nepotism is encouraged.

* You read this entire list andunderstood it.